微V一亩七分地

我要在这里面挑一句做口头禅，咔咔~笑s了~

1 So many people die, never see you die.
咁多人死，唔见你死。
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以后点出嚟行?
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你够姜嘅话就放马过嚟。
4 I saw a pork chop
我见到件猪扒啊。
5 Are you road?
你系咪路啊？
6 What the water are you?
你系乜水啊？
7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？
8 Zebra chops people.
班马劈友。
9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你当我冇到？
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
14 I am wearing grass.
我着紧草。
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未够班同我讲数！
16 Two beat six.
二打六
17 Two five son.
二五仔
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
琴琴青
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
蠢蠢欲動 。
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
人山人海 。
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
你算老幾?
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
你講乜鬼?
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
我驚你有牙！
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
心花怒放。
26Fish skin
鱼皮 。
27Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
28Face green green
面青青。
29You see road carefully
你小心睇路
30You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
31Do the world
做世界 。
32Big tea rice
大茶饭 。
33American chinese not enough.
美中不足。
34King eight egg.
王八蛋
35High hand.
高手
36Old dot.
老点
37One old water
一旧水
38I know your mouse.
我识你老鼠！
39Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
40A dragon service.
一条龙服务
41 blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。
42You jump building.
你跳楼啦。
43You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
44I give you a hair.
我俾条毛你啊!

45Collect skin
收皮
46Collect father
收爹
47You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！
48Laugh die me.
笑死我。
49You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
50Eight woman
八婆
51Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野!
52What the spring do you do?
你搞乜春啊?
53A dog of eating dung
食屎狗
54A ghost of ass
屎忽鬼